Somewhere — specifically Florida and Arizona — it’s warm enough to play baseball and Joey wants to be there. For those of us residing in the northern United States and Canada, the phrase “pitchers and catchers reporting” is synonymous with the agonizing two months before the weather is remotely warm enough to get out and play a little baseball. The good news however, is that spring is indeed on the way. Nice play at shortstop, Joey — unfortunately you’ll have to keep playing with your snowman infield for a few more weeks. And yeah, I could go for a ballpark hot dog too…